This is a strictly "functional" script.  By that, I mean that it may not look
pretty, but it will let you know whats going on.  That's all I ask for when
I have someone trnslate for me anyway.  Answer the question, "Just what were
they saying" and I'm a happy guy. :)  If you would like to make changes to
the script, please e-mail me at st2dg@jetson.uh.edu.

-Carl Killough

P.S.  This is the rough copy of the script, as it the only one I could find
in an uploadable form!  All typoes etc have been corrected.

                      Dragon Half OAV #1 Translation

      Association for Japanese Animation at University of Houston

Dick: Light and powerful, the Dick killer!
title: Mink's Voyage
dad: Bastard!  You would challange the Red Litghting?
mom: Shut up!
Dad: That hurt.
Mink: Mom and dad, stop that!  
Mink: If you want to fight, go outside!
Dad: Huh, you were just staring at that "saugage" guy all morning.
Mink That saucer. Dick Saucer!
Mink: How many times do I have to tell you?
Mink: He's the biggest star in Civa city!
Mink: A superstar that can sing and fight!
Dad: This is what I think of that!
Mink: The snot will ruin it!
Dad: You're just like your idiot mother!
Mom: Who's an idiot?
Mom: Don't mind him Mink. He's just jeoleous. 
Mink: Jeoleous?
Mom: You know, your father used to be a famous swordsman himself.
Mink: There is no compairson.  
Mink: Father looks like garbage compaired to saucer.
sign: No garbage burning on Mon. and Tues.  
Dad: There is no one who can defeat Red Lighting.
Mink: Oh yeah!  I recorded his concert this morning.
Anno: This weeks guest is Dick Saucer!
Dick: Saucer!  
Dick: Here I come to save the day.
Dick: No one need fear!
Dad: Kill saucer! Death to Saucer!
King: What?  You've found Ruth?
Thing: Yes, Sire.
King: Ruth, that traitor.
King: You'll pay this time!
King: Once a great swordsman, he disobayed me.
King And married the dragon I have order him to kill.
King: Your punishment will be death.
King: Once you are dead, your beautiful wife will be mine!
Thing: Sire, what about your true intentions?
Man: Sire, just becuase her husband is dead doesn't mean she'll marry you.
King: Oh, I see.
Man: You know what I mean.
King: Crushing press!
Rosario: You're in a foul mood.
Ros: My master.
King: Oh!  You're...
King: Who are you?
Ros: Rosario!  I'm Rosario!
King Oh, that's right.
Ros: Let me take care of Ruth for you.
King: Oh, I should leave it to you?
Ros: Ruth is the Red Lighting.  
Ros: Few can fight against him.
King: Do you have a plan?
Ros: Yes, he has a duaghter.
King: What?  You mean I should take his duagter instead?
Ros: No! Wrong!
Ros: Anyway, leave it to me.
Lufa: Morning Mink.
Mink: Moning Lufa.
Pia: Good morning!
Mink: Moning Pia.
Pia: Hey, look at this.
Mink: Waw, Saucer's new CD!
Pia: I asked my father for it in town.
Lufa:There will be a concert in ten days.
Mink: A concert!
Dick: Saucer!  
Dick: It's powerful, it's red. It's the red dragon.
Mink: But it will take us 10 days to get to town.
Mink: Besides, they must be sold out by now.
Lufa: We're so unlucky.
Pia: Let's listen to this.
Mink: Later, we need to gather food first.
Pia: OK, I'll be waiting.
Lufa: Bye.
Mink Later.
Ros: This should be useful.
Mink: We'll have stew tonight.
Mink: Hmm...the concert.
Mink: That's!
Mink: A Dick Saucer concert ticket!
ROs: So, come fall into my trap.
Mink: Wait....
Mink: Who ever bought this ticket is a big Saucer fan.
Mink: If I take she'll be crushed.
Mink:  I'll leave it there.
Ros: She figured out my trap!
Ros: I'll get her!
Ros: Oops, I sucked in.
King: What? 
King: You killed her on accient?
Ros: I got a little hyper.
King: Just because you got hyper doesn't mean you can shoot three poison darts in her!
Ros: Don't worry, I can still use her as bait.
King: Oh yeah!
King: I'll get his wife.
Ros: You're the man!
Mink: What's going on?
King: Hey, these days, girls can live through three poison darts.
Ros: You've got to be kidding!
Mink: What? What did you do to me?
King: It's a zombie!
Mink: A zombie...
King: My king's armor!
Mink: You bastard...
Ros: Now, now.  Why don't you take this apple and calm down.
Mink: No way!  That's poisoned apple.
Ros: What, the Snow White strategy failed!
King: I'll not depend on my underlings.
King: Eat this!
King: My super crushing press! My stress reliever...
Mink: Now... I'm really mad.  
King: S...Stop.  Quit!  I'm a king, you know.  
King: If you come closer, I'll cry.
King: Oh yeah, would you like this?
Mink: A Dick Sauser concert ticket!
Mink: Thank you!
Mink: Oh boy! Saucer!
Mink: Yeah! Yeppy!
King: Hey, the exit is over there!
King: Man, that was scarry.
Man: This is no good.
Mink: Why not?
Man: This ticket is fake.
Man: See
Ticket: "Fake"
Mink: No way!
Mink: That old man...he tricked me!
Mink: I'm gonna get him!
Man: Don't scare old men like that!
Mink: No, not you! Sorry...
Vina: What was all that racket?
Man: Ah, Miss Vina! I have a special set for you.
Vina: Who is this dirty looking girl?
Mink: What are you saying?  I'm just a poor girl who was tricked by this blockhead old man.
Vina: Blockhead?  Vina:Did he look like a smashed frog?
Mink: Uh, yeah...
Vina: What?  That's my father!
Vina: I'm the duaghter of the king and the president of the Dick Saucer fan club, Princess Vina.
Vina: Those who call my father a smashed frog shall be terminated!
Mink: You're the one who said it!
Vina: No excuses.  
Vina: Suprised?  I'm also a black sorceress.
Vina: Attack, golem!
Mink: Why does this happen to me all the time?
Vina: I can't believe this.
Vina: Look at yourself now! 
Mink: Sorry, I didn't mean to...
Dick: That's ok. Are you hurt?
MinkVina: Dick Saucer!
Mink: Umm, I'm really sorry. Please forget about what happened.
Note: I'm waiting for your letter. -Mink
Mink: What did you do to my innocent note?
Vina: That was a bit obvious wasn't it?
Vina: Don't get cocky just becuase you kissed him, Mink.
Mink: I'm not cocky at all.
Vina: Liar!
Mink: Why not?  I'm just a girl who likes Saucer like everyone else.
Mink: Why can't I have fun?
Vina: A regular girl?
Vina: Don't make me laugh, you "tailed" girl.
Vina: In case you didn't know, let me tell you.
Vina: Dick Saucer: a famous dragon killer.  I doubt Saucer would take to a girl with a tail.
Vina: That really makes me laugh!
Vina: You steroid pusher!
Mink: That's so cruel!
Dama: I have come as per your order.
King: I have summoned you here for one thing.
King: There is someone I want dead.
Dama: Oh, what sort of devil is this?
King: A girl.
Dama: I'm going home.
King: Hold on!
DAma: You'd ask me to babysit?
King: She is not just a girl.  She is part dragon.  You'll fight the dragon.
Dama: A dragon? I, Damaramu, will not regret this.
Dama: I shall do it! Please allow me to do this.
Dama: I promise you the head of that dragon.
King: Excellent!
Dama: Yosui!
King: Damaramu, is prepare physically and mentally.
King: He should do well.
Dama: Sorry, I forgot to ask you who she was and what she looked like.
King: Maybe not.
Lufa: So that's how it is.
Pia: That's a shame.
Mink: It's sure is.
Lufa: But you did kiss him. I envy you.
Lufa: You little bitch!  Let me get an indirect kiss!
Dad: Here is some tea.
Dad: Let me have some fun too!
Mom: Dirty bastard...
Dad: Pretty stars...pretty stars...
Pia: If only you could be human.
Mink: If I could there wouldn't be a problem.
Lufa: There may be a way.
Lufa: The people potion.
Mink People potion?
Lufa: Yes, a legendary potion that is hiden somewhere in the far west.
Lufa: There is a story about a slime that wanted to be human really bad.
Lufa She used the potion to become a beautiful girl.
Vina: Mink.
Vina: Dragon or not, you really irk me.
Vina: That's right, I'm a slime-half.
Vina: Mother, I wish you where alive now.
Pink: I'm going to marry the king.
Blue: What are you talking about, Venus?
Yellow: Slimes like us can't marry to humans like the king.
Pink: But he doesn't seem human to me.
Blue: You're right, he does look kinda like us.
Blue: But still, he won't give a damn about us.
Yellow: That's right.
Pink: That's why I'll become human with this people potion!
Blue: That's the mayor's secret potion!
Yellow: You've stolen from the mayor!
Pink: I'm sorry, but love has overruled my mind!
Blue: Arggg! A human!
Yellow: Scary!
Vina: And so, Venus's dream came true.
Vina: The love between them blosemed.
Vina: But...
King: Oh, she's born!
Nurse: Yes, she looks just like the father!
Nurse: See.
King: Gasp!
Venus: Oh, honey, you're so happy that you're at a loss for words.
Vina: From the shock, Father lost his last hair.
Vina And mother, is with the stars.
Vina: I was couldn't stand being a slime.
Vina: For thirteen years I trained in magic.
Vina: And then...
Vina: At last, I finally completed the transformation.
Vina: Mother!  I've done it!
Vina: That's right, a girl with such a painful past is perfect for Saucer.
Vina: Mink, I'll punish you by my hand!
King: What? Did you say Mink?
Vina: Father, do you know her?
King: Vina, stay away from Mink.  I'll take care of her.
Vina: No way, Mink have stolen that lips of my precious Saucer!
Vina: She is my enemy.
King: Don't be selfish!
King: Go play Monopoly with your friends!
Vina: You're scared of this little fireball.  I can't believe you're king.
Vina: You little idiot.
King: You teaser. 
King: Oh, you have a hole in your pants.
King: Crushing press!
King: And so I return the favor.  
King: Little idiot.
Vina: How can you call me a little idiot?  That's a phrase only charming people like me use.
King: Stop it!  I can't breathe.  I can't breathe.
Mink: If you'll tell me where the potion is, I'll go myself.
Lufa: Don't worry, don't worry.  
Lufa: Besides, I won't just be spare baggage.
Lufa: Look. I brought this along.
Mink: Oh, that's your families secret lightining cane.
Lufa: I didn't tell them I was taking it.
Lufa: Alright, watch that tree.
Lufa: Powers that be, answer my calling!
Mink: Stupid.
Mink: Pia, why did you come?  This isn't a field trip.
Pia: Don't worry, I'll be good spare baggage.
Mink: Does she know what that means?
Lufa: Go and and go home.  I don't have time to babysit you.
Lufa: You too, Mappy.
Pia: Don't make Mappy angery.  I'll be OK with Mappy guarding me.
Pai: Right, Mappy?
Lufa: I hate that mouse.
Dama: I'm starving!
Dama: I just realized that I haven't eaten in two weeks.
Dama: How regretful, that even the mighty Damaru can't overcome hunger.
Dama: Right, Roshi?
Dama: Right, Roshi?!
Lufa: Say, I was wondering why you have a bellybutton.
Lufa: Strange since you where hatched from an egg.
Mink: I was the product of strange circumstances.
DAma: Now, give me that mouse!
DAma: I must have it for my mighty stomach!
Pia: No! 
Dama: Silence!
DAma: I must eat in order to maintain the pride of the army forces!
Pia: Mink!
Mink: Stop that!  She's doesn't want to.
Dama: Bitch, you have commited sin in my eyes!
Dama: from that hit, my brain lost 100,000 cells!
DAma: That face!  I've found the dragon.
Mink: Guess I hit him on the wrong part of the head...
Pia: He sees a dragon instead of you.
Dama: She's Mink, no mistaking it.
Dama: What fortunate timing!  I'll kill you with on swing.
Dama: Here I come, Dragon.
Mink: I'm not a dragon.  I'm a dragon-half.
DAma: I underestimated the enemy.
DAma: I regret this, but...
DAma: Here comes the real action.
Dama: Die, dragon!
Mink: I said dragon-half! 
DAma: You can't your way out of this.
Lufa: I'll finish him off!
Lufa: Oops, I missed.
Pia: You're no good!
Mink: I'm gonna die...
Dama: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Dama: You can't get away.
DAma: I'll ever regret this...
Mink: Why don't you give up?
Dama: Never!
Dama: Roshi!
DAma: Good job, Roshi!
P/L: Mink!
Dama: One more step, and I would have gotten two ranks.
Dama: And three meals a day.
Dama: I'll ever regret this.
Mink: Stare.
Roshi: Gulp.
Dick: Sire.
King: Ah, Dick Saucer.
Dick: I hear that there is a dragon in your kingdom.
Dink: If so, allow me to wield the sword that will slay it.
King: It is true.
King: A red dragon is in this kingdome.
Dick: A red dragon?
King: Do you fear it?
Dick: No.
Dick: I see, a red dragon.
Dick: I'm thrilled.
King: It's power is limitless, but I know you can do it.
Dick: SO you will allow me to slay it?
King: <So sa!>  That's right!
King: But there is one problem.
King: It hides it's appearance...
King: ...as this girl!
Dick: I've seen her before.
King: Gulp...
King: Horay, Saucer! Yeppy!
King: She'll try do seduce you to get in close to you.  But don't let her.  She's a vicious dragon.
King: Understood?
Dick: Yes, sire.
Dick: I'll begin, then.
King: Good luck.
King: Mink, fall into your lovers killing hands!
Lufa: What wrong, Mink?  Why are you grinning?
Mink: I feel like something good will happen to me.
Pia: Why, why?
Mink: I just felt that way.
Narr: Mink's a rotten fortune teller.

 

   

